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Oct 15, 2009 19:42:08 GMT -5
Post by Hookers on Oct 15, 2009 19:42:08 GMT -5
"We're itching to get to the chilibowl, I mean we're really itching bad. Our team doctor hasn't been able to see us since last season's end. Some guys want that championship so bad they're even developing sores on their man junk." Said Hooker QB Puckett. "We've come close every time, only a game away for the past two seasons."
Like everybody else who must work their way to the championship from the Pacific and Midwest one thing stands in their way.
"Death Valley... you really can't say anything bad about their production on the field. Off field it's a different story, constant in fighting and petty disputes. They're like the Oakland Raiders but with a winning record!" Both time Las Vegas managed to edge out favored Ferndale the Hookers crumbled against Death Valley.
"It's really frustrating that's for damn sure, it's like those guys have a wire tap on all our communications. They know what's coming before we even line up to snap. We know after two seasons what we've got to do now, we gotta surprise them and boy do we have some tricks in the works for them!"
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Oct 29, 2009 18:17:10 GMT -5
Post by Footbrawlers on Oct 29, 2009 18:17:10 GMT -5
Tricks? Did someone say tricks? Who's turning them and for how much? Oh, it's just the Hookers doing that. No wonder they can't get rid of that itch...Colby is their best customer!
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Oct 29, 2009 18:46:26 GMT -5
Post by Mandalorians on Oct 29, 2009 18:46:26 GMT -5
Don't let Tyree Russell find out------he's Colby's "special" fan!
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