Post by Cadavers on Nov 8, 2008 11:26:50 GMT -5
Death Valley: Two time division champions and ChiliBowl I Champion Cadavers stumbled out the gate. Following a 14-2 season DV hammered their way through the play-offs with their signature smash mouth approach. However, they fell short of taking home another Chilibowl when Gozer launched a 65yd TD pass to Stay Puft in overtime.
Rookie QB Thurman Cason took the starting job from leading fumbler (25 last season) Pepe Haskett. He seemed very stiff and awkward in the first game, but came to life in the second. In the 2nd quarter against Alpine Cason and the Death Valley defense managed to get two td screens to star Colby in 60 seconds.
"It just shows why we drafted Cason." Said DV coach/owner Jeff rYe. "He's still learning the ropes but he's got great guys like Jimbo Ebony (Leading SFL rec 2 years in a row)." When asked Dennis Colby seemed content.
"I was fucking hurt, I did everything I could to win that championship. Fucking Haskett fucking sucks, and I told rYe if he didn't get me a different QB I was gonna demand a trade!" As for the injury Dennis was dodgy. "It fucking hurts like a bitch that's all I gotta say. I actually just went in and had some surgery on the knee to clean shit out . I'm supposed to miss some games but the SFL is a shady league. A few thousand bucks to the right guy and I'm playing against the 40's this week."
It seems only time will tell what will become of the greatest back in the SFL as well as Franchise the Death Valley Cadavers.
Burt Ward
-Daily Bugle
Rookie QB Thurman Cason took the starting job from leading fumbler (25 last season) Pepe Haskett. He seemed very stiff and awkward in the first game, but came to life in the second. In the 2nd quarter against Alpine Cason and the Death Valley defense managed to get two td screens to star Colby in 60 seconds.
"It just shows why we drafted Cason." Said DV coach/owner Jeff rYe. "He's still learning the ropes but he's got great guys like Jimbo Ebony (Leading SFL rec 2 years in a row)." When asked Dennis Colby seemed content.
"I was fucking hurt, I did everything I could to win that championship. Fucking Haskett fucking sucks, and I told rYe if he didn't get me a different QB I was gonna demand a trade!" As for the injury Dennis was dodgy. "It fucking hurts like a bitch that's all I gotta say. I actually just went in and had some surgery on the knee to clean shit out . I'm supposed to miss some games but the SFL is a shady league. A few thousand bucks to the right guy and I'm playing against the 40's this week."
It seems only time will tell what will become of the greatest back in the SFL as well as Franchise the Death Valley Cadavers.
Burt Ward
-Daily Bugle