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Post by Cadavers on Mar 12, 2009 12:46:06 GMT -5
Death Valley: Things are going great at the home of the chillibowl, sorta. While the Cadavers continue to run over their opposition with reckless abandon, they're doing it in a different way. The addition of rookie RB Daryl Bartlett has shaken the teams offensive style. Leading SFL rusher and multiple time MVP Dennis Colby has begun splitting his touches.
"It doesn't fucking matter how often I get the ball." Says Colby. "I'll still put up the biggest numbers in the league." When asked about Ferndale Brawlers RB Grace and his major lead in rushing touchdowns Colby responded. "Grace who? I thought that Alvey guy was Ferndales running back!"
Another major change in the slip in production of (WR) Jimbo Ebony. Ebony was once known for turning 5 receptions into 160 yards and 2 touchdowns, now he struggles with an average of 50 yards a game and a single TD. Jimbo couldn't be reached for comment but his agent did respond.
"SEE! Told you he wasn't Randy Moss." This change hasn't affected fan support of the team, but has lead to several INTERNET rumors of trade talks.
Jon Lajoe SFL Bi-Weekly Review
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